To become a member of Z.E.R.T. please click on the JOIN NOW button and then select your t-shirt size and select ADD TO CART, you will be taken to the checkout page where you will be required to complete your personal particulars.
Your personal particulars will act as your membership application and by purchasing the membership you are agreeing to the terms and conditions of a Z.E.R.T. Membership.
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